Joke about antiques or antique joke?!
Question: Man says to antique dealer "How much for a piece of Columbus's sail?' The dealer says "We've got 300 square metres of his sail." Week later the man says to the dealer "How much for the quill pen used by Shakespeare to write Hamlet?" The dealer says "I've got 30 already." Week later the man is back. "How much for Napoleon's left ball? And before you say anything, here's his right one."
Answers: Man says to antique dealer "How much for a piece of Columbus's sail?' The dealer says "We've got 300 square metres of his sail." Week later the man says to the dealer "How much for the quill pen used by Shakespeare to write Hamlet?" The dealer says "I've got 30 already." Week later the man is back. "How much for Napoleon's left ball? And before you say anything, here's his right one."
Ha ha - priceless. lol.
Hehehehehhe....very funneee.....loved it ..u have a great week
Funny and cool
thats kinda funny
hahaha
Took a while to work out that the man was trying to sell to the dealer, rather than buy, and the joke had lost it's punch by then, but if I had got it straight away, I am sure it would have raised a chuckle