Medical check up - funny or not?!
Question: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the
wife into his office alone.
He said,"Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely DIE!!!"
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type
of sporting event on T.V. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week,
and satisfy his every whim."
"If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
She replied, "He said you're gonna die."
Answers: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the
wife into his office alone.
He said,"Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely DIE!!!"
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type
of sporting event on T.V. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week,
and satisfy his every whim."
"If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
She replied, "He said you're gonna die."
hehehe, she knows what she wants, pmsl
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Funny! 10!
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This was actually Funny.
Better than ur men bashing Jokes
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lol...yea really funny
heres another one
a family brings there stepmom to the hospital... they take her into the emergency room, but none of the family is allowed in.
about three hours later the doctor comes out and says "she is gonna live, but she wont be able to move so you will have to give her sponge baths everyday. also she wont be able to talk, only make uncontrollable squelling noises. finally you will have to feed her through a straw three times a day."
the entire family gasps,"oh my god."
the doctor laughs and says, " naw im messing with you, shes dead!!"
ha ha ha funny
good one
i liked that ......star
nice one lol
Excellent one thanks lol
sparkle u r making me late! Too funny! It's an oldie (but the roles were reversed) but a goodie
nice lol
hahaha funny lol
straight to the point. lol
hm mm you have met the misses then she tells me that everyday xxxx lol xxx
ha thats what i would have said to him.
l wonder if theres a trick l can play on loz
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