Computer one liners - funny or not?!
Question: What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord
Answers: What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord
hahaha funny lol
ha ha ha funny
Hahaha....I loved the last one!!! My attention span is about the same length!!! :p
Funny! Good ones!
Nice one good joke
funny!! the first one is soo true!! my computer is always loosing files and stuff.
excellent list
another great list hun, pmsl
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brilliant list babes lol xxxx
star for you my friend.very funny and thanks for posting.10/10.