40th Birthday - funny or not?!
Question: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Answers: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
omg that is funny lol
Ha! ha! ha! another funny....
Funny
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It's kind of funny!! I giggled
funny.
oh were off golf now .. yeh that was a good one.:))
lol, yeah its funny.
Hey that really was a good one. D*mn that's too funny. Did you make that up all by yourself?
yes, not bad. reminds me of "divorced barbie" joke..you know the one where you buy the divorced barbie, which comes complete with ken's car, ken's house, ken's yaght, ken's money......
ni sa joke .lol
sad for him!
good one... =)
good one
lol!
haha, i like that!
poor guy funny though>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
lol!
lmao!
sad but true
hahaha funny lol
hehehe, he's a bit tight, pmsl
star time
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Funny! 10!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
nottt
wat happend 2 the sport jokes
its the missus's in two weeks hope she don't want that, pmsl
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Good one. That's an 11. lol.
another great joke xxx lol xxx