The best Barbie?!
Question: A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds:
Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and Divorced Barbie: £299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...
Answers: A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds:
Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and Divorced Barbie: £299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...
Good joke thanks
haha funny
LOL, it makes it funnier when it's in foreign money.
Good joke 9/10
haha!!!thats a new one!good job!heres a star for you *
Ha ha ha yeah that`s about right,,,,,nice one
Haha, yeah pretty funny.
Ha, ha, ha!
That's a good one!!
10/10
This is another classic beauty have a star
Lol you so right cause she takes my bussiness aswell.have your star and enjoy.xxxxx
hahahahaha
classic! have a star :)
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
Great Joke! I love it!
~Candice~
i posted this 1 the othe day
i love it tho lol.
Funny! 10!
hahhaaa
Great !
You went for broke on this one.
great one! i have never heard it before
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luvvvv it 10