Check out this joke!!?!
Question: ok, so tell me if this is funny, ladies don't be mad, lol....
Male comebacks
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Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.
Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?
Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."
Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I WAS lying.
Answers: ok, so tell me if this is funny, ladies don't be mad, lol....
Male comebacks
.
Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.
Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?
Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."
Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I WAS lying.
haha!
dont listen to all the mean people. it they dont think it isnt funny, they shouldnt leave rude comments. i think they are VERY good, in fact :P
ok...
didnt laugh or smile.. nothing against the jokes, just found them bland
He he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee funneeeeeee!
Oh he would get a swift kick in the nads for those comments ha ha ha!
They're good :)
lol
if i could lick and suck myself i would laugh . as i have 2 vertebrate to many i bettter had'nt
If someone actually said that to me I would punch them in the face then in the gut... but as jokes, they're pretty funny.
I chuckled at the 1st one.
some were funny some ok.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol i thought they were funny..but it might be because this class is so boring......
not funny enough to make me laugh.
they are mean but funni lol lovin them nd i aint really tht mad. likin them
LOL!!!!!!!
lol!
Yes, these are funny!
Yeah they're really good. You have to picture a real situation and it's funny.
And we know how unforgiving girls can be....so....-the jokes are delicious!
not really funny
I wish a guy would say something like that to me, that would be the last thing he ever said
I think they're pretty good. if I was a man, I would use them. Did you make them up yourself?
nice .lol
very amusing lol
Those have me in stitches. They are so funny. lol