Ugly Bride; I thought this was a good one!?!
Question: A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”
“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.
“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”
“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”
Answers: A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”
“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.
“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”
“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”
LOL!
Must be the same woman here:
An unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
younger one, she's 7. Why? ... Do you think they really look
alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got
laid twice!"
Is that my sister your talking about!
lol very good!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!
LOL! I literally laughed out loud!
Star for you!!
lol
great joke Tasha, I bet he didnt go to the reception
lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha thats funny!!
thanks for the laugh!
nice one
very cute! star 4 u
aahhhh!!!
omg!! lmao
Heehee
Funny! 10!
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