Stumpy and his wife; funny?!
Question: Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Answers: Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
Still smiling here.!!
brilliant
haha~ funni~ i heard it b4 but still funni~
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
ten dollars is ten dollars, lol!
gosh, i suppose this is more worth than a wad of 10 dollars.
i guess this is what u really do huh? well hell anyway, I got a reasonable story to tell my wife when she stops me to buy something. i wud just have to say,' Oh yes,dear, i do know that a 10 dollars is a 10 dollars' with a fake sigh............... and the thing will be mine,,,,,,,,,,,,, hahaha...........
haha! at least it isnt a dirty joke like all the other jokes here. ill star it for you :D
love it but I herd it with 35 dollars
very good!
LOL I liked that one!
OMG!!...hilarious
That was hillarious!!!!!
NICE ONE GOT ANY MORE
lol thats hillarious hahahah
super lol.