Before it"s start!s??!
Question: A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."
Answers: A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."
Ha ha good one! Here's a star!
ha
i love that wone
i"ve said it before,and i"ll saay it again where do you get them from??*
oh sh*t that"s funny!!
keep on rocking no8!!
lol...good one
i know how he feel"s!!
ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
So funny because its depicted my life down to a tee !!! lol !!!
ps, have a star!
hahaha that is funny!
rofl
zzZZzzzZZ
very nice - i liked that one!!!
good build up.
Funny! 10!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
Hahaha ..thats a great one ...hahaha
its true ..that man should be spanked so hard ...
He even had guts to say ..oh sh*t, its started..
crazy old man huh !!