The devil and the lawyer?!
Question: The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?", he asked.
Answers: The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?", he asked.
those damn lawyers.
figures. Damn Lawyers
I agree that some lawyers are just...........beep.......beep
hehehe, now i know you can't trust a lawyer, pmsl
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its a wonder the lawyer didnt charge him
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haaaahaaaaaa an offer he could not refuse *
LOL
Now you're trying to win me over, good one! lol.