Two scottish nuns?!
Question: Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by ship and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do".
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously...
"What part did you get?"
Answers: Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by ship and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do".
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously...
"What part did you get?"
lmfao have a star for that!
Like it!
Very naughty...lol
HAHAHAHA. Sweet nuns.
hahahahaha. that was great.
no.
i hears that one before but in other way, it's funny i'll give you that
Good 'un never herd that one b4!! have a star
lol good one
hell naw hell naw damn that **** was crazy and it just had to be nuns who did it and no 1 else but that was pretty damn funny if u ask me i liked it
AHAHahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
the tail end ha ha
Very good lol.
i thought that that joke was super funny..i showed it to my sis and she thought it was funny too...the nun thought she got the pee-pee..too bad she didnt know that that is the dog!!!! lol :P
lol
hahahahaha
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I'm telling every nun I know! Lol!
Very good
lol nice but wrong part mother
funny,must get out of your in box some time !
That's what I'm talking about! lol.
Lol thats ok hahaha