Never happy?!
Question: There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who has been invited to a fancy dress party.
Now he is very nervous about his looks so he emails a fancy hire company and they send him a parcel with a note saying:
"We are pleased to send you this pirates costume, with your wooden leg it is the ideal choice."
The man is incensed at this and writes off an angry response saying the last thing he wants is attention drawn to his wooden leg.
So duly arrives another parcel with a note which says:
"Dear sir, we are sorry to have caused offence, please find enclosed a monks habit. This will hide your wooden leg, and your bald head will just be right for the look."
Our man gets fizzing at this too and he writes off with a strong rebuke for being so insensitive as to suggest he makes a parade of his baldness.
A couple of days go by and another parced arrives with a note which says:
"Dear baldy, please find enclosed a jar of mollasses. Pour this over your nut, stick your wooden leg up yer bum and go as a toffee apple."
Answers: There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who has been invited to a fancy dress party.
Now he is very nervous about his looks so he emails a fancy hire company and they send him a parcel with a note saying:
"We are pleased to send you this pirates costume, with your wooden leg it is the ideal choice."
The man is incensed at this and writes off an angry response saying the last thing he wants is attention drawn to his wooden leg.
So duly arrives another parcel with a note which says:
"Dear sir, we are sorry to have caused offence, please find enclosed a monks habit. This will hide your wooden leg, and your bald head will just be right for the look."
Our man gets fizzing at this too and he writes off with a strong rebuke for being so insensitive as to suggest he makes a parade of his baldness.
A couple of days go by and another parced arrives with a note which says:
"Dear baldy, please find enclosed a jar of mollasses. Pour this over your nut, stick your wooden leg up yer bum and go as a toffee apple."
Funny! 10!
nice one
well.i never.lol
HA HA hilarious!!!!!
LOL
ha ha
rofl good one!!!!!!!!
lol...he's never happy with what he gets...
interesting that's what he gets for being too lazy to go shopping.
hahaha
Funny as always. i would tell him get your *** up and go shopping! Stop being lazy!!!!!
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