How about some funny stories and jokes?!
Question: I'd like to hear some funny true stories and some good jokes... I need a good laugh
Answers: I'd like to hear some funny true stories and some good jokes... I need a good laugh
some random elephant jokes... ;]
Q. Why are elephants gray?
A. So you can tell them from plums.
Q. "What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill?"
A. "Here come the elephants over the hill."
Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. "Here come the plums over the hill" (Jane is color blind).
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants with sunglasses on coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw giraffes with sunglasses on coming over the hill?
A: "Haha! You elephants fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, elephants can't talk.
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
Q: The Lion, king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited every animal in the jungle, but one didn't come. Which one?
A: The giraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge.
Q: Two explorers attempt to cross a crocodile-infested stream. How do they manage to get across?
A: They just wade across. The crocodiles are at the lion's party.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Don't be stupid, there are no yellow elephants.
Why do elephants wear blue sneakers?
Because the red ones are in the laundry.
Why do elephants wear green sneakers?
So they can hide in the grass.
Why do elephants hide in the grass?
To trip ants as they walk by.
Why do elephants climb trees?
To try out their new sneakers.
Why did the elephant float down the river upside down?
He didn't want to get his sneakers wet.
they're kind a stupid- but funny!!
your mom walks into a bar...
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
Haha.. This is the Aristocrats joke. Too dirty to post it here.
I am afraid that I don't know anything that can be translated in English and still be funny! Sorry!
haha, that joke is so funny Doom
you might need to go to youtube and watch it, lol
okay, i got one.
--->Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
I am a steering, alignment, and suspension expert. A man from MN heard about my reputation and made an appointment for me to solve his problem the following Monday @8am. I had a hangover that would kill most people that day. When he arrived, he pulled in front of my bay, and and I came out to have him explain his problem. I said that I would pull the car in and have a look. Still talking to him, out of the corner of my eye, I seen the door handle. Opening it, I just climbed inside and closed it. Looking foreword, I realized I was in the back seat. Talking about feeling stupid. You should have seen the look on his face, I bounced up and down a few times, got out and drove in. Once on the machine, I went down in the pit, hid and laughed my head off. what an idiot I was. Yes, I did repair his problem.