A clean joke but what will you make of it?!
Question: He laid her on the table, so clean and white and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweet, he rubbed her here and there.
He touch her neck and felt her breast, then drooling, felt her thigh.
Her skin was wet and all was set, he gave a glorious cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........ then stuffed his CHRISTMAS TURKEY.
Answers: He laid her on the table, so clean and white and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweet, he rubbed her here and there.
He touch her neck and felt her breast, then drooling, felt her thigh.
Her skin was wet and all was set, he gave a glorious cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........ then stuffed his CHRISTMAS TURKEY.
i will never think of turkey the same again
Ha ha ha nice one have a star.....
it made me giggle...
I liked it.....LOL
Funny,
the sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I
I don’t no how but I tried my best
2 place my hand upon her breast
her hair so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my finger down her spine
slowly she spread her legs apart
when she did it I felt no shame
all at once the white stuff came
its all right its all over now
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my first time milking a cow
lol hahahaha
Another excellent one.
lol
and lol at KJ
lol * star
Yeah pretty good.
wanna pull a wishbone`?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!
no
well i never.lol
do you reckon she liked being stuffed
ho ho ho, must remember this one, excellent