Kidnapped!?!
Question: A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.
Youre alive! he cries. Where have you been all this time?
These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week, she replies.
But youve only been gone two days
Yeah, Im just here to get something to eat.
Answers: A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.
Youre alive! he cries. Where have you been all this time?
These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week, she replies.
But youve only been gone two days
Yeah, Im just here to get something to eat.
LOL!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
ha ha cute.
Wheres the question?
Funny though...
ooooooookay............
?nikki
thats awesome... im calling my mom right now to tell her, she'll love it
hahahahha! thts funny, man..
Good joke!!! i actually like that one, cheers for making me smile in what has been a really dull day!!!
thats funny
it is funny, but very old
Weee Five more days to go till she returns home! Hahahahaha!!!
Rofl..Lmao..Lol!!!!!!!
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Very good thanks
This one seems to be one of your off colour jokes Michelle! But still WOW!!!
excellent star4u
Very Good M keep them coming and a Star
Heheheh! Luv it!
it was so bad that i actually found it funny
what a cracking bunch of jokes today. mind ive learnt to stand and read em now, less chance of falling off my chair
star award
hehehe, do you think i could get kidnapped, pmsl hun
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Pasta!
Lol! Sounds familiar....? o_O
nice
lolol very funny.
Crazy, but good joke!
Yessssssssss! lol.
well.lol
Yes, that was funny.