No Nativity Scene????????!
Question: There will be no Nativity Scene in the United States Congress, this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capital.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Answers: There will be no Nativity Scene in the United States Congress, this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capital.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Funny 100 points to you
WTF.
Now they can't afford for God.
They need to be spanked... I mean what ze duck!
hahahaha
lol
Haha! Thats so true!
AHAHAHHAHA amen to that!
CUTE!!!
funny.
Ha!
I Like it!!
That was so stupid
LOL. Try this on for size.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
sad but true.
Are you kidding????????Get any new born child from a RABBI!
clever. but u know, it is very true.
Funny! 100!
Your an idiot .