Here are some blonde jokes. You like?!
Question: Blondes i am not making fun of you at all! I am married to a blonde I have nothing against blondes!
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink.
She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responds
"I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."
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One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the
husband countered.
"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"
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Tell me which joke you like more. Or if you like any of em'.
Answers: Blondes i am not making fun of you at all! I am married to a blonde I have nothing against blondes!
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink.
She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responds
"I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."
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One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the
husband countered.
"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"
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Tell me which joke you like more. Or if you like any of em'.
lmao...star.
I like both of the jokes.
the first one ain't funny.
the second one is not that funny, but okay.
the second one's better.
THEY BOTH WERE FUNNY BUT I LIKE THE 2ND ONE BETTER.
second one
:D
I love them! If I had to pick one (I want to say both ) I would say the 2nd one. Did you make those up yourself? If you did ur really creative and original =)
i like the second...but u kno whats funnier...3 blondes..... and...train tracks.....
Lol I loved them all so you may have a star.xxx
I found the second better, but both were funny!
The glove box is the best. It is where I keep my spare key. . . . you cannot be too sure you will never lose the original keys !
Second one! Thanks for the laugh. =] star xxx
last joke was excellent...lmao
I have heard a version of the first one already but the last one is MUCH better, it's a funny knee slapper!
lol, both are good