Little Johnny.....Gift?!
Question: It was the second grade teacher's birthday. So every child in the class was giving her a special gift.
Anna's mother owned a flower shop, so Anna gave the teacher some beautiful flowers.
Robert's parents owned a candy shop. Robert gave the teacher a wonderful box of assorted candies.
Then it was little Johnny's turn. Johnny's dad owned a liquor store! So Johnny brought a big box for his teacher. When little Johnny handed the box to his teacher, she noticed that the bottom of the box was wet. So she put her finger on it and tasted.
"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.
"No, it's not wine!" Johnny replied.
She tasted it again. "Hmmmmmm. Is it some sort of liquor?"
"Nope, it's not liquor!" said Johnny.
She tasted it again and was puzzled. "Well, Johnny, I give up. What is it?"
Johnny was excited. "It's a puppy!" he said.
Answers: It was the second grade teacher's birthday. So every child in the class was giving her a special gift.
Anna's mother owned a flower shop, so Anna gave the teacher some beautiful flowers.
Robert's parents owned a candy shop. Robert gave the teacher a wonderful box of assorted candies.
Then it was little Johnny's turn. Johnny's dad owned a liquor store! So Johnny brought a big box for his teacher. When little Johnny handed the box to his teacher, she noticed that the bottom of the box was wet. So she put her finger on it and tasted.
"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.
"No, it's not wine!" Johnny replied.
She tasted it again. "Hmmmmmm. Is it some sort of liquor?"
"Nope, it's not liquor!" said Johnny.
She tasted it again and was puzzled. "Well, Johnny, I give up. What is it?"
Johnny was excited. "It's a puppy!" he said.
hehehe, what a box of tricks, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hehehe! the poor teacher!
RUFF RUFF LOL
ewwwwwwwwwww lol funny :)
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
hahaha brilliant
funny ha ha
hehehe
poor teacher
HOW CUTE!!!!
lol
its funny that she actually TASTED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR
eeeeeeeeeew lol
hahaha you in to oldie goldies tonite,what's up? reminiscing?
woof.lol
OMG thats hilarious
lol
hahahhahaahha'
10/10
u get s star
I wish I could give you like a million
you deserve it
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Happy Holidays
Another adorable one...
I can just imagine his little face... All excited...
And the teachers face... xD
rofl!!!! luv it! rate 1-10....10...Duh! star 4 u!
woof woof, another quality offering from a mistress of merryment
star award
poor teacher! She must be puking!
LOL
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe
but hey stil looooooooooooooooooooool ;D
yuk!!! poor teacher!!! funny!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
good old johnny lol
very funny babe star4u
He he he, that was Funny, thanks. Love Jo xx