Male or female...?!
Question: You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Answers: You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Most excellent!
SNOWSTORM: Male. You never know how long they will last or how many inches you're going to get.
haha
very funny
too good
fantastic!!!!!
brilliant!!!!!
1000/10
haha-still laughing!
thanx for making me laugh
u definately desrve a star!
and...merry xmas!
This is cool. How do you know this?
LMAO!!! I love it! well done, star 4 u
star star star, that was so funny, i liked that, so FUNNY!!!!
COOL!......how did u ever notice their genders so perfectly?
Lol, that was funny. How you know all that stuff?
very true!! interesting!! nice observations.
Hahaha!
I love it! Thanks for the morning laugh!
Those were great, star for you
Awesome.
Thank you so much.
Will pass this on to others.
hahahah I see it is male bashing time again here in P & S. Someone gave you a hard time before, eh? LOL Ok, I'll give you a star since it is Christmas and because it is you.
hahahaha
what about
bolts - male
Washers Definately female
plugs - female
chainsaws - male
drains - female
intake manifolds - fremale
gear shifters - female
clutch -female
donuts- female
pillows- female
trees -male
waterfalls- female
soft ice cream machines- female
ice cream cones- female
pop sickles- male
lollipops- male
caves -female
sausage - male
((airplane nose )) {{{ #$%^}}} pit - female
wings- female
bomb bay- female
payload- male
rockets- male
the Gurus were kind to me again the keepers of the 010101010101010101 stuff
A good suggestion fix they made to the airplane nose they fixxed it to (((**** ))) but I saw they did so I censored it too thx gurus of the 010101010101 help
haha thats clever
Loved it...My Mom will too...thanks
Hahaha...thanks darlin'...that was BRILLIANT!!! =D
Dear, If I could give you 100 points I would, but just please settle for a star.
This is hilarious! You've made my day!
haha funny XD
Male, and I've seen this in different
incarnations over time, well done.
cute
MO