FUNNY JOKES? TRY THEM? what do you think?!
Question: What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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Q. How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."
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Answers: What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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Q. How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."
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haha all very funny . i liek the first and last the very best . except i didtn really understand the microsoft one ? but anyway, u get a star =]
ha ha ha lol love it!! star!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO SOOOOOO FUNNY xD
Lol, that's funny. :-)
Lol :p
They're interesting, but not lol funny.
love every single one. lmao.
that is so histerical
omg
nice...haha
LOL very funny
tak a star ....................