I Got A Blonde Joke!!! (by the way, im blonde so dont say im mean or anything)?!
Question: how do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?!?!
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That was really good! I never seen that one before. I dont think that blonde people are stupid or anything, but i just like the jokes.
Here are some more:
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and
one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........
Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida...?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other
side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side." !
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
!
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her
scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!! "
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
"We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in
a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLOOOOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
Seen it before but still good.
lol.
<yawn>
The answer was not quite right. It should have been "Give her a Yahoo Answers account!"
lol that was great, btw i love blondes
I like that 1!
tee hee :)
question her roots
Great joke! LOL!!!
ha ha
Ha Ha i scrolled back up once.
Apparently that works for brunettes such as myself:) Merry Christmas
Hilarious!!!
God bless you. ?
styx7832: Good ones!
Cute!
i cant find the joke!