Does anyone have creepy and/or ironically funny jokes? Example below:?!
Question: What is worse than 10 babies stapled to 1 tree?
1 baby stapled to 10 trees.
SEE? LIKE THAT.
I know it may sound gross, but I'm trying to impress my crush and he like jokes like that. Please don't laugh at me. He's hot and I'm serious about this.
Answers: What is worse than 10 babies stapled to 1 tree?
1 baby stapled to 10 trees.
SEE? LIKE THAT.
I know it may sound gross, but I'm trying to impress my crush and he like jokes like that. Please don't laugh at me. He's hot and I'm serious about this.
whats green and red and does 3000 rpm?
frog in a blender!
Ask him what's the difference between light and hard..when he doesn't know ask him if he can sleep with a light on. Later ask him what's the difference between dark and hard, tell him it is dark all night.
whats brown and sounds like a bell?
Dungggggggg !
or
what do you call a guy with a piano on his head?
an ambulance
or
A coach load of cripples went over a cliff
it took rescue workers 7 hours to get the bus out of the wreckage
you are very sick so is he ,,, I dont like baby jokes ...SORRY
I know some when I was younger I thought they where funny , but now the world is different and I can;t stand them ,,Because some one will do it