Some chav jokes?!
Question: Q. If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike
Q. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
A. An Innuinnit
Q. What do you call a 30yr old chav girl?
A. Granny
Some chavs are driving through Wales. As they approach Llanfairpwllgwynngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll... they argue about how to pronounce it.
The row continues til lunchtime.
As they stand at a counter of a local restaurant, one chav says to the blonde serving girl ' Before we order, can you settle an arguement? Could you pronounce where we are very slowly?'
The blonde leans over the counter and says ' Burrrrrrgerrrrrr Kiiiiiing'
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music on. Who's driving?
A. The police
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
Answers: Q. If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike
Q. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
A. An Innuinnit
Q. What do you call a 30yr old chav girl?
A. Granny
Some chavs are driving through Wales. As they approach Llanfairpwllgwynngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll... they argue about how to pronounce it.
The row continues til lunchtime.
As they stand at a counter of a local restaurant, one chav says to the blonde serving girl ' Before we order, can you settle an arguement? Could you pronounce where we are very slowly?'
The blonde leans over the counter and says ' Burrrrrrgerrrrrr Kiiiiiing'
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music on. Who's driving?
A. The police
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing
u r cool
ha ha ha
I have done the last one many times
Send some more funny guy
i wish i new another chav joke
LOL
dont really get some though,
i have some my cousin told me last night..
what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!
what do you call a chav in a blender?
init mush!
what do you call a chav driving out of a mansion garage in a jag?
Nicked!
Sorry if they werent funny!
lol..funny
Xmas crackers aren't wot they used to be.
Which day of the year is the most confusing to Chavs?
Fathers Day
what do u call a chav with a ten pound note??a thief what do you call a chav in a suit?a thief how many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?one to steal the lightbulb one to brag about stealing the lightbulb and the other to try and change it after fighting with the other two
Funny
lol i hate chavs.their assholes