Football jokes?!
Question: Q. Why do Arsenal fans smell?
A. so the blind can hate them too.
Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle while they are sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead Man U fan?
A. The skid marks are in front of the dog
Liverpool sign a player from Kosovo. On his debut he scores a hat-trick as they come from to goals down to win.
After the game, he calls home and tells his mum what an amazing day he has had.
She says 'I am so pleased for you but things aren't so good here. Today dad has been shot, i got beaten up and your sister got attacked.'
The player says 'That's terrible, mum. But you understand that it was for the good of all of us that i left home and came to Liverpool, don't you?'
His mum says 'Of course, but did you have to bring us with you!'
Answers: Q. Why do Arsenal fans smell?
A. so the blind can hate them too.
Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle while they are sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead Man U fan?
A. The skid marks are in front of the dog
Liverpool sign a player from Kosovo. On his debut he scores a hat-trick as they come from to goals down to win.
After the game, he calls home and tells his mum what an amazing day he has had.
She says 'I am so pleased for you but things aren't so good here. Today dad has been shot, i got beaten up and your sister got attacked.'
The player says 'That's terrible, mum. But you understand that it was for the good of all of us that i left home and came to Liverpool, don't you?'
His mum says 'Of course, but did you have to bring us with you!'
lol...
funny joke
hahahahaha gud one lol
laughed my butt off
Yeah, Go West Ham
lol
football jokes well man united thats a joke
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
A Tottenham supporter goes into a shop and comes out with a pack of condoms...he was too embarrassed to ask for a Tottenham shirt.