Beware of the Voice?!
Question: An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by
a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says
quietly to him, "I'm screwed." There is a ray of light from the
sky and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone
in front of you and bash the head of the chief." So the explorer picks
up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief. He is
breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding
him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: "Okay.......NOW you're screwed!"
Answers: An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by
a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says
quietly to him, "I'm screwed." There is a ray of light from the
sky and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone
in front of you and bash the head of the chief." So the explorer picks
up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief. He is
breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding
him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: "Okay.......NOW you're screwed!"
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Excellent joke!!! :D :D :D
Brilliant!!! Cruel, but brilliant!!! xD
Have a star! *
Nice one!
poor guy!!
pmsl!!
yawn
cool
...And the moral of the story?
very good my first joke of 08
hahaha very good lol
lol funny.
wow you are really good at making jokes...
lol
lol very good
That quite frankly is an excellent joke well done you,
Keep up the good work as you're obviously very talented.
Thank you :)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Oh Hell Honey that guy's is now really screwed,he should have asked for more advice,here have a star.xxx
lmfaoo BRILLIANT !!
Yes Beware of the voice!!!
LOL
Very good thanks
Good one! lol.