Ha ha ha .....very funny?!
Question: A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
Answers: A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
Hahahahaha! That's great! Thanks!
great comedy story
Damn...they ruin everything XD
Good one!
Not called trouble and strife for nothing?
I don't have to sit here and take all this. I can go home and get it all there.
Ha, ha.
Lol i heard it on youtube. Its funny how they made it into a small animation.
makes me smile :)
Good
His wife is stupid.
-lol-
But it's was a very funny joke.
I'd give it a 9.5.
hey i likes that one real funny thanx 4 the laff
oh yeah
Oh that is crazy and hilarious, the wife is too much, if that happened in real life she would have had to ride the yellow short bus as a kid-lmao!
Aww haha lol
have a star!
that rocked
lol
lmao wow lol!
Blog it
hahahaha
lol his wife messed up everything
lol oh damn that sucks! lol
awww,, sorry to the man
he got a stupid wife.. HAHAHAHAH
GOOD JOB man...
rOfL i was laffing in my hed
Funny
its a good one....!!
Mr.Ram's wife was giving birth..
then instead of taking her to hospital,
he took her to PIZZA HUT why?...
because they promise...
Free Delivery............
doesn't that mean he's always drunk? not very funny