A young school leaver starts a job at a general store?!
Question: The manager was showing the young man how to make money for his business. "I will serve the first customer and show you what I mean" he said.
The first customer walks in, the manager said "Good morning sir, can I help you".
"Yes" said the customer, "Can I have a box of grass seed?"
The manager puts the box on the counter and said £5 please, "When you have sown that, you will need to cut it so can I interest you in a lawn mower? They are on special offer at £45.
"Okay" said the customer and so he bought one.
The manager said "There you are, a customer comes in for £5 worth of goods and left with £50 worth of goods. That's a good salesman boy, so you can serve the next one okay".
The next customer comes in. "Can I have a pack of sanitary towels for the wife please?"
The lad said " Can I interest you in a lawn mower sir?".
The customer replies "Whatever for?"
The young assistant continues, "Well it looks like your weekend's cocked up, you might as well mow the lawn".
Answers: The manager was showing the young man how to make money for his business. "I will serve the first customer and show you what I mean" he said.
The first customer walks in, the manager said "Good morning sir, can I help you".
"Yes" said the customer, "Can I have a box of grass seed?"
The manager puts the box on the counter and said £5 please, "When you have sown that, you will need to cut it so can I interest you in a lawn mower? They are on special offer at £45.
"Okay" said the customer and so he bought one.
The manager said "There you are, a customer comes in for £5 worth of goods and left with £50 worth of goods. That's a good salesman boy, so you can serve the next one okay".
The next customer comes in. "Can I have a pack of sanitary towels for the wife please?"
The lad said " Can I interest you in a lawn mower sir?".
The customer replies "Whatever for?"
The young assistant continues, "Well it looks like your weekend's cocked up, you might as well mow the lawn".
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10/10
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Not bad, that was a good one (9/10)
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