Female Comebacks?!
Question: Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertilized
Guy:my place or yours??
Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours!
Guy:is this seat empty?
Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!
Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman:Do not enter
Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?
Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy!
Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.
Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah,that's why I don't go there anymore!
Guy:what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.
Guy:your body is like a temple!
Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
Answers: Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertilized
Guy:my place or yours??
Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours!
Guy:is this seat empty?
Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!
Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman:Do not enter
Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?
Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy!
Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.
Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah,that's why I don't go there anymore!
Guy:what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.
Guy:your body is like a temple!
Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
lol, very good as usual mechelle x
hahahahahahahaha!!
those are some good ones..
BIEN! =]
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha, very good ones... take a star
Women are clever many time ;)
haha nice one very good :)
Its always nice when someone makes you smile thanx. :)
Midnight~Angel :)
quiet good 5 out of 10
Hahahaha! Nice one, they are great! I've got a real life one for you. A friend of mine who is a nurse was walking to work one day. A guy shouted to her, "Oi! I'd love to get into a nurse's knickers!" My friend very calmly turned round and said, "No thank you. I already have one ar$e hole in my knickers and that is enough for me!"
you are so funny
Yeah! Funny.
Hot coffee and a good joke makes my day wonderful!!!
haha!! ive gotta remember them!
I enjoy your jokes very much, I consider myself to have a good sense of humour, I'm a recovered alcoholic, I'm Welsh and a male, I enjoy jokes on put downs to all of them.
May favourite female come back is this.
Guy to Girl - "I don't know why you wear a bra, You haven't
got anything to put in it"
Girl to Guy - "You wear pants".
good one...:-)
ha ha ha, very good, nice one.
Your on a roll today!!
LOL & LOL & LOL some more!!
:)
Brilliant !!!
A very very very good joke
HA HA HA!!!
10/10
A+ grade
brilliant
fantastic
hehehee!star 4 u!
hahaha good1's
lol star
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hehehe, have used a few of them myself, pmsl
star time
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Score: Women - 8. Men - 0. Good one! lol.
Excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol, hahahaha
HAHA
good joke
Have a star!
u guys are gay, i hate women there retarded, men dont even use those lines anyway, there retarded