Can a two-legged donkey still be of some use?!
Question: Using string theory ..................CLAIMS 1 A dressing for a four legged animal comprising: a sheet member containing at least two apertures each adapted to receive a leg and thereby establish an axis of alignment for the dressing relative to a longitudinal axis of an animal to which the dressing is applied; characterised in that the sheet member is bounded by: a first transverse (front) side from which the two apertures are spaced by an amount considerably less than the overall length of the sheet member; a second transverse (rear) side spaced on the axis of alignment and remote from the first transverse side; first and second lateral sides extending from the first transverse side along on either side of the axis of alignment, each lateral boundary of the pair extending from the first transverse side to the second transverse side; the first lateral side of the pair being disposed on one side of the axis of alignment and the second lateral side being disposed on the other side of the axis of alignment to first side; and a locating means defined by, or by way of, the sheet member to provide for location of the sheet member in the vicinity of the second transverse side on a body of an animal to which the dressing is attached to limit movement of the dressing in a direction coaxial with or parallel to the axis of alignment; the dressing being adapted for being retained in a working configuration around the body of an animal with a leg of the animal extending through each of the apertures and a standby configuration where the dressing is available for use prior to wrapping around an animal.
No it would fall either on his asss or his face.
Answers: Using string theory ..................CLAIMS 1 A dressing for a four legged animal comprising: a sheet member containing at least two apertures each adapted to receive a leg and thereby establish an axis of alignment for the dressing relative to a longitudinal axis of an animal to which the dressing is applied; characterised in that the sheet member is bounded by: a first transverse (front) side from which the two apertures are spaced by an amount considerably less than the overall length of the sheet member; a second transverse (rear) side spaced on the axis of alignment and remote from the first transverse side; first and second lateral sides extending from the first transverse side along on either side of the axis of alignment, each lateral boundary of the pair extending from the first transverse side to the second transverse side; the first lateral side of the pair being disposed on one side of the axis of alignment and the second lateral side being disposed on the other side of the axis of alignment to first side; and a locating means defined by, or by way of, the sheet member to provide for location of the sheet member in the vicinity of the second transverse side on a body of an animal to which the dressing is attached to limit movement of the dressing in a direction coaxial with or parallel to the axis of alignment; the dressing being adapted for being retained in a working configuration around the body of an animal with a leg of the animal extending through each of the apertures and a standby configuration where the dressing is available for use prior to wrapping around an animal.
No it would fall either on his asss or his face.
depends on what you want to try and use it for.
they can be trained to pull off immaculate handstands and have perfect hoof control... xx
which 2 legs does it still have??
My donkey Pokito only has one leg. He hops around and he is great entertainment for the children.
Oh ... wait a minute ... I guess he kind of does have 'another leg' .... he is a boy, afterall.
In this episode, our hero, Donkey Howtie, attacks a grain silo in central Kansas in a symbolic gesture to stay young at heart.
In the land of the poorly endowed the two legged donkey is king.
Thanks Tyler, looks like we are dealing with a monopedonkey now.
I think donkey burgers should be slow broiled.
I know lots of two-legged a.., whooops, I mean donkeys. Most of them are of no use at all.
The only 2 legged donkeys I know of are people and more commonly known as Jackazzez. Most do not know them as a jackazz because their ears are too short.
Are they the front legs? If so you can make one of thos contraptions with wheels to strap on him to take the place of his missing legs....Nothing is COMPLETELY useless....I don't think! :-)
Skateboarding champions
Was I an A55? Sorry if I offended any paraplegic donkeys.
...hmmm... a two legged animal sounds just like my boss.
I think it can still do a nice drop kick ....or in the case of my boss ...be drop kicked.
Tyler Durden, can you help me with my geometry homework?
And I think sadly the owner of the *** would probably put a bullet in it's head. Don't shoot the piano player.
Edit: I find it very sad that in this day and age we can't use the word azz when referring to a donkey. What a sad price we've paid.
Now you want an excuse to drag your as*s around.
I am calling the ASPCA on you buddy.
just kidding, call me K
Put him out to stud. Some female donkeys like the unusual.
Sure he can as long as he's still kicking , ha,ha .