Damned if I know?!
Question: A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
Answers: A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
**** i just spit coke everywhere
THAT WAS HILLARIOUS DUDE TOO BAD FOR ME I WAS DRINKING A COKE AND READING IT AT THE SAME TIME
Too funny! you get a star! Thanx for making my day!
Funny :) I'll have to remember this one :)
too funny for sure!
lmao
lol!
you are killing me here!
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lol good one :) !!!
Wow, that was a GOOD one!