God and Chuck Norris?!
Question: God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim though land. get it?
Answers: God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim though land. get it?
lol funny,my brother has one that goes something like this(I'm a little rusty)when Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised!!!lol
lol
chuck norris IS GOD
Funny. I swear Chuck Norris jokes are becoming the new blonde/yo momma jokes.
god youre stupid.
a beauty tournament?
get a freakin life.
i thought they were the same people?
Mr. Norris is my hero.
I do not feel comfortable using his first name...
Haha.
haha good old chuck
Maybe God can walk on water, but Chuck do it better.