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Question: Joke 1
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Joke 2
Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Joke 3
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.
My father grows beans, said one student.
My father cooks beans, said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: We are all human beans.
Joke 4
Question: Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Answers: Joke 1
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Joke 2
Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Joke 3
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.
My father grows beans, said one student.
My father cooks beans, said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: We are all human beans.
Joke 4
Question: Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
LOL, I liked them all, especially the beans!
I liked the second one....
Cheered me up!
i liked the 1st & 2nd one
i liked the joke no.2..anywei they all make me laughed.. :)
nice one..
lol, good ones
I like 1,2 and 3 lol