Ban Three Little Pigs...Don't make me laugh and here is why?!
Question: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"
Answers: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"
Excellent, as always! xD
Here's a star! *
Ha ha ha.!!!
So would I, LOL.!!!
Cheers Mechelle.!!
haha
thats good! lol
that's a good one!
That's very funny, and with the kids these days I can see it happening
lol
LOL, excellent, star.
Funniest thing I have read in many moons. LOL
cute!!
hahaha!! funny!
LMSUIAO A talking pig GEE! imagine that.?
wow I really liked that one, thanks!!!!!!!!
Nice one!
hahahaha thats HILARIOUSE! wat did the teacher say?
haha? that was great...thanks =)
not the talking bacon....that is very funny...
Very funny thanks
lmao good one chicka
funny one
She had lil Johnnie in her Class!!
LOL!!!
:)
That was the best joke of the day!
Thanks for a good laugh!
lol