Mothers and Childrens Names?!
Question: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mom, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your childs name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your childs name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving"!.
Answers: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mom, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your childs name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your childs name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving"!.
hehehe, wonder what your mum was obsessed with, gertrude, pmsl
haha. Iv'e heard this one but still a funny.....
Lol
mines called f.u.k lol
Lol.
lmao - loved it!!!!
heared it before but still funny
lol
lol...excellent joke...star.
hilarious
LOL
old, but still funny.
he he he good one
star
High five, have a Campbell's day!
That's a good one. Very funny
LMAO love this one
lol
LMAO!!!!
oh wow. that just made my day :]
hahahaha i'll have to remember that one!
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Good one!!
Ha,ha,ha!! *