The 7 types of sex?!
Question: Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say " f... you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough to live on.
Answers: Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say " f... you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough to live on.
Not Bad ...............and some of it quite true!!!he! he!
I usually have Emperor Penguin Sex myself.........................
Once a year, if I am lucky!!!!!!
yup that really is the passage from first meeting to seperation, love it
OMG! That's horrible, lol :) .....you've discouraged me from ever getting married :(
lmao! bril :D
i like that one it is really funny.
ummm...so you asking if i wanna have sex? hehe
I think I'm at stage 7.....
u have just cheered me up thanks lol
LMAO i loved all of these.
nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night!
coool
Nice one have a star.
like it!!! lol
Funny but depressing if it were always true. Thank god that's not me!
This isn't a question!It's a statement!
yes
Kudos!!!! But I think this would work better in the Polls question section and ask people what type they fall under.
ROFL!!! xD
Here's a star! *
love it! that is going into sch on monday!
you know about my ex-wife?? this is a great joke
Good ones! Funny! 100!
That was so funny!
that has got to be the funniest thing that i have ever heard.
wish i could give you alot of stars but sadly...i can only give you one.
Very clever! Do you really sit back and think
these things up or are they copied?
Very good keep them coming x
Another cracker from you pmsl.
10/10 star
LMSUIAO Ah! The seven stages of Marriage have finally been categorised, Thanks for the laugh
love it!!! feckin' funny....
xxx
so.......... whats the question?
Was that a question???