A blonde and her husband are lying in bed....?!
Question: A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her
husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says "I've put the dog in OUR backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"
Answers: A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her
husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says "I've put the dog in OUR backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"
that was a good one......
I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
that's funny...
the answer is yes
lol
Thats funny.
Very good.
Did they ?
that is so stupidly funny
heard it already, but still funny : )
haha
yes
I don't get it but it made me laugh
okay, thanks
At last! A blonde joke I had not heard before. LOL!