Do you think this joke is funny: Duct Tape is Not Good for Everything?!
Question: Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. 'Well,' replies Paul, 'You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?'
'Yes,' replies Jeff with a laugh. 'Well,' says Paul, straightening up, 'I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.'
'That's great!' says Jeff, 'When are you going out?'
'I went to meet her this evening,' continues Paul, 'but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped 'it' to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show'.
'Sensible' says Jeff. 'So I get to her door,' says Paul, 'and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.'
'And what happened then?'
'I kicked her in the face.'
Answers: Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. 'Well,' replies Paul, 'You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?'
'Yes,' replies Jeff with a laugh. 'Well,' says Paul, straightening up, 'I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.'
'That's great!' says Jeff, 'When are you going out?'
'I went to meet her this evening,' continues Paul, 'but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped 'it' to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show'.
'Sensible' says Jeff. 'So I get to her door,' says Paul, 'and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.'
'And what happened then?'
'I kicked her in the face.'
loved it ;)
hahaha.
LOL. You get a star man!!
hahahah i get it lol
lmao...star. Yes, I think that joke is hilarious.
OMG!!! flipping hilarious!!!
There are people looking at me funny here in work!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!HAAAa!!!
OMG THIS MADE ME LOL FOR AGES!!
so funny!!!! STAR :]
Lol at least now i no there are other ppl with my same problem.....that was funny
That made me giggle...definitely worth a star.
Must be the best damn joke I read today on Y/A!!!
har har har.
funny
Superb, Thanks
Thats hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt get it the first time so i fcked up
LMAO
Steve,
I'd print that one and hang it here on the office wall... But I'd be fired for posting sexual material
But I'm still giggling :))
LL&P _\\//
PennyAnn
hahahaha!!
very funny
loved it
ha haa
Pretty good!!!
LMAO good one