Little tommy and the airplane??!
Question: A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on a plane, when the stranger turned to Tommy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about politics? Should we keep Bush or elect Kerry?"
"Okay," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff! Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss who should run the country when you don't know crap?"
give me a star if you like!
Answers: A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on a plane, when the stranger turned to Tommy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about politics? Should we keep Bush or elect Kerry?"
"Okay," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff! Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss who should run the country when you don't know crap?"
give me a star if you like!
thats great lol
i vote 4 on the laugh o meter
goood one lmao
ah ha ha haha...thats 2 treal!!
LoL!
Yeah a * 4 U.
:D
brilliant
loved it star for you,
Very amusing
10/10
hahahahaha
This should be posted as some sort of main page somewhere. It's great!
Dear Chris
This is a great one OK I like it my friend
omg. that one was real good, i'll star you for that
this one was on here a few days ago
lol good one :) !!!
lol
nice.......
You got a star from me!