Silence!!! Please!!!?!
Question: A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Answers: A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Yea but it was a good one not as go as the last one though
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those were hysterical! Thank you!!!
hehe.. I didn't get it but good try. Lol
to the elders: What did u expect him to say!?!?!?
not funny
Funny as hell!
just curious, but why the double posting?
That was good!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY MILK JUST CAME OUT OF MY NOSE!!!
funny
1. Why did you double post?
2. Not funny.
3. REPORTED FOR NOT BEING A QUESTION! GEEZ!
hahahah.........
hahahahaha!!
excellent!!
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