Chuck Norris??!
Question: Any1 got any chuck norris jokes??
Answers: Any1 got any chuck norris jokes??
one time, chuck norris had a staring contest w the sun..he won (solar eclipses...get it?)
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris is the reason why barney is purple
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
the 3 leading causes of death are:1.)heart disease 2.)chuck norris 3.)cancer
chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
http://www.duckshit.com/online/chuck-nor...
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/
http://www.cafepress.com/mediatees/14785...
Whatever you do !!DONT!! post lies about Chuck Norris or misspell his name because he will know & he can & WILL roundhouse kick you dead from wherever he is
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Cuck Norri's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries
Chuck norris, Mr. T, and Vin desil went a long way east of the guld of mexico, they were shark fisshing. After 1,000 cans of beer, and half as many tiger sharks Vin askes Mr. T to pull his finger. The resulting flatulence was what scientists call hurricane katerina. Vin, feeling partially responisble gives hurricane releif funds, Chuck, being the great guy he is, gives free round house kicks to who ever wants them...and Mr. T just stands back, and pity's the fool
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademark names for his left and right legs
I liked the ones posted by Panda above