Do you have a mirror like this one?!
Question: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
Answers: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
hehehe, got rid of all my mirrors too, pmsl
lol cant say i have that problem but nice poem :D
LOL i love it! funny.
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you Sweetie!!!
Yes! I have one just like it!!!!
Great poem!
you get a star for that one.
THAT WAS THE BEST POEM I EVER READ
Love the poem. IT is so funny and good
Here you go a star!
Good Job!!
That's the best funny poem I have ever read! No one has EVER thought of attacking mirrors with words! They usually just smash them into smithereens right off
nice poem. funny!!!
hehehe very good excellent.
LOL
My mirror is very kind to me but that is brilliant. thanks
well found gert
star
LMAO!
omg thats such a great poem.......no doubt if that get published.... =]
Woh! I heard of this poem and I remember reading it on friday in my english class .Yes, i have a mirror like that poems describes lol:)
Never knew i would read it again :)
hahahahah
LOL!!
That was an awesome poem! No, I do not have a mirror like that and I am very glad that I don't, haha. Did you come up with it yourself? =)
WOW!
hahaha amazing!!!!
excellent and a star.
Funny joke.
Great,I love it-Star
Great joke. Funny. Hahaheeehaaa.
he he he............... Superb Boss.........
excellent mind ...........
liked it
star awarded