The Older Woman.... Joke?!
Question: I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had
a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
Answers: I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had
a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
HAHAHA!!!........a joke for the lads at the pub
ha ha ha ha ha
Made me laugh!!
How old r U!!
I liked it.
HAHA!
very funny i did not expect the ending!
hop, a reward: *
lol
star
Lmfaooo
Funny, Funny. But I could predict what was going to happen. I stared you though.
crude, but funny :P
LMAO - thats a really good one .... have a star
hahahahha
OMG! xD
Excellent, excellent joke!!! xD
Have a star! *
lol , he needs to run for his life
brilliant joke. fantastic in fact, wasnt expecting that
as there are no references to colour of skin in this joke, lets see how long the pc brigade say its ageism. come on, ive started my stop watch.......
HA HA HA.
lol
Shrieking with laughter over here D---you post the best jokes!!
((((((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))...
Very funny
Brilliant joke thanks. worth a star.
funny
hehehe an excellent offering
someone has been practising
he-haw-he-haw.love it.
PMSL!
excellent, wasnt expecting that!
hi quizard, very funny, not heard that one before well done,
Can you imagine ??!! Cheers Q LOL.
That`s ace have a star,,,,
Oh no!
Ha, ha, ha, good one!! *
Oh Hell ,Oh Hell lucky it was you and not me,here have your star and PLS stay away from that woman.xxx