A joke my teacher told me: a string walks into a bar and sits down and orders a !
Question: saying he can't serve strings. the string walks out and gets really upset and just walks back in. the bar tender throws him out again "we do not serve strings!"
so the string walks outside and contorts himself into a mess and fools around with his hair ruffling the ends of him and walks back into the bar.
the bar tender says, "hey aren't you that string?"
and the string replies
"I'm afraid not (i'm a frayed knot)"
Answers: saying he can't serve strings. the string walks out and gets really upset and just walks back in. the bar tender throws him out again "we do not serve strings!"
so the string walks outside and contorts himself into a mess and fools around with his hair ruffling the ends of him and walks back into the bar.
the bar tender says, "hey aren't you that string?"
and the string replies
"I'm afraid not (i'm a frayed knot)"
Au contraire. That's hilarious! ha ha
Not a very good joke.
nope
dont like it
sry
that is pretty funny. lol i love that one!!!!
good joke, heard better though
lol...i liked it....have a star.