The panda joke?!
Question: A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Answers: A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
ha ha ha ha so funny ha ha ha ha
and it takes a lot to make me laugh
lol....hahahaha
hahaha
I like that joke :P
That's funny.
yeah i've heard that one before
an oldie but a goodie
haha..
thumbs up!!
haha! yeah, i posted that joke yesterday. it's really funny!
Ive heard one similar but it was prostitute questioning said panda and the definition was eats bush and leaves
hahahahahaHAHAHAHA!! very good. STAR! :-)
that was crazy funny hahaha
hahahahahaha
nice
hahaha good one!!