Ha ha ha...clever bugger?!
Question: An American was sitting with an Englishman and a Scottishman in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the Police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death Sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The American thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes. The Scottish saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." his was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.The Englishman saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you are from England and the queen is a personal friend you are permitted to have two wishes
Answers: An American was sitting with an Englishman and a Scottishman in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the Police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death Sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The American thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes. The Scottish saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." his was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.The Englishman saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you are from England and the queen is a personal friend you are permitted to have two wishes
LOL.....
Very funny.
Americans would have found it very very funny if it was narrated the other way around.
On the whole, it was a great joke and a new one..
Not funny sz
not funny man not funny
haha not bad...and yes i am american
you have to be able to take jokes about you're own race
Haha! Good one.
Ha ha ha, faf.
hahhahahhahah good 1
lol very clever.
4/10
I think it's funny!
Oh yeah !!!
Is THAT the famous so called :
"Yankee Doodle" !???
Have a star, please... Aaron.
You are a bad boy! ;)
hahahahahahah... very good... an l am a Brit
messed up
That is not funny.
have a star..
lol
Funny! 100!
not funny
thanx