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Question: -2 guys walk into a bar and order identical drinks. One drinks the drink slowly, the other drinks it quickley. One dies. How did the guy die?
-Greater than god
more evel than the devil
the poor have it
The rich dont need it
and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?
-What is broken every time it's spoken?
-What get whiter the dirter it gets?(there is more than 1 answer for this one)
Answers: -2 guys walk into a bar and order identical drinks. One drinks the drink slowly, the other drinks it quickley. One dies. How did the guy die?
-Greater than god
more evel than the devil
the poor have it
The rich dont need it
and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?
-What is broken every time it's spoken?
-What get whiter the dirter it gets?(there is more than 1 answer for this one)
1: the poison is in the ice cubes
2: nothing
3: silence
4: micheal jackson or a chalkboard, I read this wrong at first.
5: he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
6: sand
7: breath/air.
1. poison in the ice cubes
2. nothing
3. silence
4. towel
5. he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
6. sand
7. air or breath
-twickers
1.quickly
2: nothing
3: silence
4: towel, sponge, anything used to dry off something. etc...
5: he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
6: sand
7: breath/air.
- The guy died because there was poisoned ice in the drinks, one man drank before the ice melted
- Its nothing
- silence
- Micheal Jackson or a less funnier one.... a chalkboard
- the guy wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
- you are sand
- you are the air
1. Poisonous ice cubes
2. NOTHING is greater than God, NOTHING is more evil than the Devil, poor people have NOTHING, rich people need NOTHING, you will die if you eat NOTHING.
3. Silence
4. Michael Jackson
5. Sand
6. "your exact weight" was written on the paper
7. Air
poisened ice cubes
genital warts
silence
a towel
sand
your exact weight is written
air
-2 guys walk into a bar and order identical drinks. One drinks the drink slowly, the other drinks it quickley. One dies. How did the guy die? Poisen in the ice, ice melted for the guy who drank it slowly.
-Greater than god
more evel than the devil
the poor have it
The rich dont need it
and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?
NOthing.
-What is broken every time it's spoken?
Silence.
-What get whiter the dirter it gets?(there is more than 1 answer for this one)
Towel. Or your face, when you get "dirty", you get pale.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote the word "your exact weight"
I build up castles.I tear down mountains.I make some men blindI help others to see.What am I?
Sand.
I am as light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. What am I?
Breath
quickley
-What get whiter the dirter it gets?(
blackboard ,