More liverpool jokes! Oh i do luv these scousers?!


Question: Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two t*its in front of her

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in sh-it

What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her.


Answers: Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two t*its in front of her

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in sh-it

What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her.

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but theyre funny!
apart from the second one thank u

Well funny,Thank you.

haha loved it!

What do you call a Scouser wearing a suit?

The Defendant!

What do you call a Scouser in a 4 bedroomed house?

A burglar!


Sorry, police type joke. Only joking. Love Harry Enfield's scousers in shell suits with permed hair, well funny.

Calm down calm down

stupid, must be a manc

hahaha...very barnsley good..lol.

nice ones ha ha ,,,

hahahahaha lmao good one! =D =D

am watching liverpool vs Barnsley right now, match of the day ; )

Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good, got me smiling here lady.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!



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