Two southerners.?!
Question: this may be rude but its funny enjoy.
Two southerners - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a*s holes." Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said,
"Tha's doing well ... Only two left!" Southerners should not mess with Yorkshiremen....
Answers: this may be rude but its funny enjoy.
Two southerners - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a*s holes." Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said,
"Tha's doing well ... Only two left!" Southerners should not mess with Yorkshiremen....
While in Cornwall I heard two grockles (tourists) say that the map of the UK looks like a dog and Cornwall is where the dogs a*se would be !
The landlord of the pub we were in replied "yeah and you two are just passing through !
ROFL!!! LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!! ROFL STILL!!!!!
You northern monkey
Oooh, lol, it took me a while to get it. Awesome. Always love your jokes.
ha star extremelii cute!!
good one but heard it before
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
lol yes i lol liked that one lol
loved it ha ha ha ,,,,,,
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YO,
All you got is Nukey brown, but we got Southern Comfort.
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hehehe, that's so funny, lol
Excellent!
Got me rolling with laughter!
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