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Question: Redneck poem ??
The National Poetry Contest Had Come Down To
Two , A Yale Graduate And A Redneck From East Texas.
They Were Given A Word, Then Allowed Two Minutes To
Study The Word And Come Up With A Poem That
Contained The Word. The Word They Were Given Was
Timbuktu.
First To Recite His Poem Was The Yale Graduate. He
Stepped To The Microphone And Said: "slowly Across
The Desert Sand, Trekked A Lonely Caravan. Men On
Camels, Two By Two, Destination: Timbuktu."
The Crowd Went Crazy! No Way Could The Redneck Top
That, They Thought As The Redneck Calmly Made His
Way To The Microphone And Recited:
"me And Tim, A' Huntin' We Went.
Met Three Whores In A Pop-up Tent.
They Was Three, And We Was Two.
So I Bucked One, And Timbuktu."
The Redneck Won Hands Down
Answers: Redneck poem ??
The National Poetry Contest Had Come Down To
Two , A Yale Graduate And A Redneck From East Texas.
They Were Given A Word, Then Allowed Two Minutes To
Study The Word And Come Up With A Poem That
Contained The Word. The Word They Were Given Was
Timbuktu.
First To Recite His Poem Was The Yale Graduate. He
Stepped To The Microphone And Said: "slowly Across
The Desert Sand, Trekked A Lonely Caravan. Men On
Camels, Two By Two, Destination: Timbuktu."
The Crowd Went Crazy! No Way Could The Redneck Top
That, They Thought As The Redneck Calmly Made His
Way To The Microphone And Recited:
"me And Tim, A' Huntin' We Went.
Met Three Whores In A Pop-up Tent.
They Was Three, And We Was Two.
So I Bucked One, And Timbuktu."
The Redneck Won Hands Down
HAHAHAHA thank you. I just saved that to tell my bf. GREAT JOKE lol
I heard that one years ago, but i still think it is cute!!!
Tim just had to go one better.
hahahahaha
Love them redneck jokes