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Question: How does Chuck Norris screw in a lightbulb?
Answers: How does Chuck Norris screw in a lightbulb?
Puts an expanding spell on the lightbulb. Climbs in, finds a friend "screws in the lightbulb" and climbs back out again with said friend.
He grips it firmly on both sides and goes to town with it.
with his moms finger nail file.
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with a screw kick, asshoper